FACT: All demisexuals who see the movie ‘The Avengers’ will unanimously declare the demigod Loki to be the best character.
Too true. I am also burdened with glorious purpose.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
heartworm
n. a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished, like an abandoned campsite whose smoldering embers still have the power to start a forest fire.
(Source: jmrichter)
My thoughts process, “Oh, cool! Wait, but if enough zombies got piled up on this then eventually, this would stop working and zombies would be able to overrun the p- I mean, uh, I realize this is a joke and have more to do with my life than sit around critiquing zombie apocalypse plans…”
good idea
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10cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
(Source: rappinpicard, via laughcentre)
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